Spelling Errors Are Internet Commies

I work for the computer help desk of a large university. One of our more memorable clients is infamous for what I can only describe as techno-paranoia. The last time she called to tell us we were going to have to do something about the "Internet Communists." She was convinced that they were getting into her PC through her television and putting typographical errors in her word processing files.

"They weren't there before," she insisted, "and I don't make those kinds of mistakes!"