Spelling Test Gates Of Heaven

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Three persons arrive at heaven and St. Peter greets them before the Pearly Gates.

"Welcome to Heaven. We have just one last thing to do before you enter. Are you ready for your last test?"

The first person says, "I've prepared for this moment for 73 years."

"Okay," says St. Peter, "spell God"

"G-O-D."

"Very good, enter your eternal reward."

The second person says, "Well, that was easier than I thought; I'll take my test now."

"Okay," says St. Peter, "spell love"

"L-O-V-E."

"Excellent, enter your eternal reward."

The third person, a lawyer, says, "Boy, is this is gonna be a snap. Give me my test."

"Okay," says St. Peter, "spell prorhipidoglossomorpha"


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