Stranded In A Lifeboat

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After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when

they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.

'I'll grant each of you a single wish said the genie.

'I wish I was home said the first man. Then, poof he disappeared.

'I wish I was home, too said the second man. Poof He disappeared too.

The third man looked around. Gee, I'm kind of lonely he said. I wish my friends were here with me


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