Tech Support Can't Fix Bathroom

Tech Support: "Thank you for calling tech support, how may I help you?"

Customer: "Yes, is this the help desk?"

Tech Support: "Yes sir, it is; how may I help you?"

Customer: "I can't go to the bathroom!"

Understandably, I was shocked. Tech Support: "Sir...I am not sure what your definition of a help desk is, but I don't believe I am qualified to help you with that problem."

Customer: "You have to. The nearest bathroom is broken, and the toilet is overflowing. I don't know what to do. Send someone up to repair it."

Tech Support: "Sir, we only open do troubleshooting on computers, not bathrooms and toilets."

Customer: "But it's the same thing!"

Tech Support: "Um, no it's not."

Customer: "It is too! It's repairing things! Now I want someone up here right now."

Tech Support: "It's two entirely different things. Computers run on electricity and have hundreds of parts. Toilets run on water."

Customer: "It's an emergency! Can you send someone up to fix it?"

Tech Support: "Sir, might I suggest that you use another bathroom?"

Customer: "AGH! I CAN'T USE ANOTHER BATHROOM! I HAVE TO GO NOW! GET SOMEONE UP HERE NOW!"

I put him on hold. For about three minutes. I hate to be screamed at. Tech Support: "Sir, I cannot. I have no way to do that. I fix computers. Not toilets."

Customer: "I'm sorry, I really can't help you."

Customer: "Oh gosh...oh my pants!"

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