The Faster You Are

Tom P., the Olympic Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends.

At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said

"Sorry, mate, you can't come in here no denim."

Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Tom P!"

"Then it won't take you long to run home and change, will it," replied the bouncer.