Things Not To Hear During Surgery

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor we're going to need a mop.

Bo Bo Come back with that Bad Dog

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no I just lost my Rolex.

Oops Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before

Darn, there go the lights again.

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of em.

Everybody stand back I lost my contact lens

What's this doing here

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool Now can you make his leg twitch

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right

Anyone see where I left that scalpel

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Darn Page 47 of the manual is missing