Things To Wonder About

How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many clothes?
Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?
Why does SOUR CREAM have an Expiration date?
Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery?
If "Con." is the Opposite of "Pro" ....then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISHWASHING LIQUID contains real lemons.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of.
Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to "CURE" it.
Why do we wash BATH TOWELS, aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "fours"
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

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