Tombstone Engraver Makes Nice Epitaph For A Lawyer

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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone: ,"Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."

The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passers by would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However, he suggested an alternative. He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer."

That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark, "That's Strange."


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