Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty In Law, But Aren't

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  • Have you looked through her briefs?
  • He is one hard judge!
  • Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
  • His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
  • Is it a penal offense?
  • Better leave the handcuffs on.
  • For $200 an hour, she better be good!
  • Can you get him to drop his suit?
  • The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
  • Think you can get me off?

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