Top Signs That Your Company May Do Layoffs Soon...

Company asks you to bring your own toilet paper to work.
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe."
Windows 98 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."
Company softball team down-sized to chess team.
Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.
Your boss keeps asking you when he can show your cubicle."
Company president now driving a 86 Toyota.
Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat booth.
Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
Company dental plan now consists of pliers, string, and a door knob.

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