Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is A Computer Hacker

A guide on how to tell if someone is a hacker... or just an extreme geek.

• You ticked him off once, and your next phone bill was for 20,000
• He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years running.
• When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
• Seems strangely calm whenever the office computer network goes down.
• Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
• Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net."
• Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
• His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among hobbies.
• When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
• You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Professor I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science "