Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

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  • Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
  • The difference between cream, ivory, and off white.
  • Crying can be fun.
  • Clothes that inherently make people look fat when they're quite obviously not.
  • A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
  • Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
  • The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
  • A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
  • Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
  • Other women

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