Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

[airline name]: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
[airline name]: We're Amtrak with wings.
Join our frequent near-miss program.
On flights, every section is a smoking section.
Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.
Are our jet engines too noisy Don't worry. We'll turn them off.
Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
The kids will love our inflatable slides.
If you think it's so easy, get your own plane
Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes
Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
[airline name]: We may be landing on your street.
[airline name]: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
Bring a bathing suit.
Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.
That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.
Fly [airline name] and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.
[airline name]: A real man lands where he wants to.

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