Old world charm Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
Tropical Rainy.
Majestic setting A long way from town, at end of dirt road.
Options galore Nothing is included in the price.
Secluded hideaway.......Directions to locate unclear.
Some budget rooms.....Sorry, already occupied.
Explore on your own.....At your own expense.
Minutes From...........By Plane
Romantic No Phone in room
Knowledgeable trip hosts They've flown in an airplane before.
No extra fees No extras available.
Bird Watchers Paradise...... Your car's paint will never be the same
Nominal fee Outrageous charge.
Standard Sub-standard.
Deluxe Barely Standard.
Superior accommodations... One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
All the amenities Two chocolates, two shower caps.
Just Like Home............. No Maid service.
Plush Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
Gentle breezes In hurricane alley.
Light and airy No air conditioning.
Picturesque Theme park nearby.
24-hour bar.....Ice cubes at additional cost when available.
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