Turtle And Carrot Fat

There was two businessmen, whose names happened to be Mr. Turtle and Mr. Carrot and one day, as they were coming back from lunch, Mr. Turtle says to Mr. Carrot, "You know, you're getting fat."

To which Mr Carrot says, "You're not so slim yourself!"

So Mr. Turtle says, "Okay, we'll see who is the least fit, race you back to the office."

So the race starts and they had only got about a block down the street when Mr. Turtle crosses the road in front of a car and gets bowled. Mr. Carrot sees that he's in a pretty bad way, so he rushes to the phone and calls Mr. Cabbage, the ambulance driver. Mr. Cabbage duly arrives and piles Mr. Turtle into the ambulance and rushes to V-8 hospital. Mr. Turtle follows and as soon as he gets to the hospital he" asks the nurse, Miss Cauliflower, whether he will be alright.

"Miss Cauliflower, Miss Cauliflower, will Mr. Turtle be alright?"

She replies, "Well, I couldn't really say, you'll have to ask Dr. Bean."

So he rushes over to Doctor Bean and says, "Doctor Bean, Doctor Bean, will Mr. Turtle be alright?"

And" the Doctor says, "Well, I wouldn't like to say, you'd best ask the specialist, Doctor Pea."

So of course, Mr. Carrot rushes over to Doctor Pea and says, "Doctor Pea, Doctor Pea, will Mr. Turtle be alright?"

And Doctor Pea says, "I've done all I can for him, it's all in the hands of the Surgeon, Dr. Turnip."

So Mr. Carrot waits outside the surgery for three hours until they have finished the operation and rushes up to Dr. Turnip and says, "Doctor Turnip, Doctor Turnip, will Mr Turtle be alright?"

And Dr. Turnip turns to him and says, "We did all we could, but I'm afraid he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life..."