Want What To Grow, Doctor?

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One day, a guy comes into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I want it to grow."

So the doc says, "Here, take three of these a day," and gives the guy a bottle of pills.

An hour later, another guy comes in and he wants it to grow too. The doc says, "Take 3 of these a day."

"No, I'll take 6!" and the guy leaves.

Then a cowboy comes in: He wants the same. He's told to take 3 but says, "Nah, I'll take 24!" and leaves.

The next day all three guys come into the office.

1st: "Doc, Doc, it's down to my ankles!"

2nd: "Doc, Doc, it's draggin an inch behind me!"

Cowboy: "Yeeee-Haaah!"


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