- Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
- Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
- Whistling underwater is prohibited.
- No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
- It is unlawful for chickens to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM.
- When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
- It is illegal to snooze on a train.
- According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
- If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
- Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
- Nicholas County: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
- Huntington: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.