Wise Advice From Children

"Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals." Donna Maria G, age 9
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you." Rob P, age 8
"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list for it." Steven B, age 8
"Moses came down with the Ten Amendments, which were God's Bill of Wrongs." Susie F., age 7
"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense." Beau M., age 10
"My dog had worms. I think he was going fishing." Emma B., age 4

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