Yo Mama Jokes From White Men Can't Jump

  • Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
  • Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention
  • Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
  • Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
  • Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING "
  • Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
  • Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
  • Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
  • Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin?" She said, "Buying luggage."
  • Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
  • Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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