You Can Put Your Computer Anywhere You Like Lady [insert Obvious Anatomical Reference]

I recently overheard this family conversation:

My Mother-In-Law: "The computer you have works, right?"

My Husband: "Yes, it's brand new, why?"

My Mother-In-Law: "Well I was wondering if I could put mine like that."

My Husband: "What do you mean?"

My Mother-In-Law: "Well the big box, it's on the wrong side."

My Husband: "What big box?"

My Mother-In-Law: "That one."

My Husband: "I don't know what you mean."

My Mother-In-Law: "Well ours is on the right."

My Husband: "It doesn't matter which side it's on, as long as the cable reaches."

My Mother-In-Law: "Really?"

My Husband: "Really."

My Mother-In-Law: "So that means I can put the printer anywhere too?"

My Husband: "Yeah, Mom."