You Know You're Stressed Out When...

The Stars are too loud...
Trees are chasing you...
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before....
You can see individual air molecules vibrating...
You question whether brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee....
You can hear mimes....
Things become "Very, Very Clear"
You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go....
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before....
You keep yelling "LEAVE ME ALONE!!" even though you are the only one in the room....
It is clear that people are speaking to you in binary code....
You can travel without moving....
Apart from coffee, Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition....
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies....
You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to....
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before....
Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend....
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing...... Hey! Wait a minute...

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Pisces horoscope

Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......