You've Gotta Love That Singing Fish

Jimmy: Hey, Mike How's your new pet fish doing You told me he was really something special.

Mike: To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.

Jimmy: What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird.

Mike: Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.

Jimmy: Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.

Mike: That's what you think It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving m crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?