Stories Archive by Month - January
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Santa Claus Lashes Out At Regifting
Sources at Santa's North Pole headquarters say that he is angry and bitter about the increasing popularity of regifting. Mrs. Claus reportedly told close friends that Santa was 'getting tired of busting his ass' to
Vaginaless Britney Spears Gets Booed At Laker Game
Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn entered a Laker game over the weekend. After Britney had slammed a few Laker brews the cameras turned on her and she flashed everyone on the jumbotron.
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Man Admits To Not Having A 'Quiet' Christmas
When Keegan Dollhouse returned to work after the Christmas holidays, he was shocked to hear that all his co-workers had had a 'quiet' Christmas.
Bush Pardons Marijuana Convicts On Chistmas Day
George Bush has decided to pardon all prisoners convicted of marijuana crimes. He had already pardoned one meth dealer as was reported in the The Spoof recently and decided it was time to take a
Pope's Message Is Directed To The Yoof
As part of his drive to involve the 'yoof' into the modern church, the Pope will today include a section of his Christmas blessing in a rap specially written for him by English rap combo,
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