Stories Archive by Month - January
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Fidel Castro Returns $900 Million To Cuban People
Maximum Cuban leader-for-life Fidel Castro has decided to come clean as he lays on his death bed. He has admitted that he has squirreled away $900 million dollars in offshore bank accounts and that he
Bush Takes New Year's Vacation At Crawford After Christmas Vacation
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Al Sharpton: Mike Nifong Is A Rookie Race-baiter
Guest Editorial by Al Sharpton When The Nose On Your Face asked for my thoughts on the Duke rape case, I hesitated. First, they already have Ike Turner as a guest columnist, and I don't
Celeb Babies "Wind It Up"
A playdate escalated into something more when celeb babies got together at a Hollywood home last week.
President Bush - Multilingual?!
Renowned British linguistics expert Renfield Tawks claims the popular impression of President G W Bush as a marginal idiot and stupid lout is entirely wrong. He believes Bush is much smarter than anyone thinks and
Burberry Gifts 'Insult To Women's Intelligence'
London - (Ass Mess): Thousands of disgruntled women queued outside Burberry's flagship store in Puddling Club Lane today demanding immediate cash refunds for the Xmas gifts that every sane British female of taste and discernment
The French Presdient Christmas Statues Comes To Life
The Christmas eve statues have been spotted by changing into human figures in France. One of these statues changed into a real life human male and the visitors reported this to the local authorities.
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