Stories Archive by Month - January
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Britney Spears Gift Wraps Federlines Testicles For Christmas
First Britney text messaged Kevin Federlne about her desire to file for divorce. First strike against Kevin.
Hitler's Little Book of Verse Joins List of Books Banned In Boston
A resurgent interest in the early poetry of Adolph Hitler has resulted in the banning of the infamous dictator's Little Book of Verse by the City of Boston School District. Hitler's Little Book of Verse
Pelosi: No Link Between Iraq And 9/11 Body Counts
(2006-12-26) -- As news broke that the 2,974th member of the U.S. military had died in Iraq this week, pushing the U.S. death toll beyond the number who died in the 9/11 terror attacks, House
Live Giant Squid Filmed: Then Consumed Immediately
A magnificent giant squid was captured by Japanese scientists who were disappointed to learn that the mythical creature Godzilla had once again eluded capture. The giant squid was the first of it's species to be
No US Draft On Horizon
It is rumored that the Bush administration will soon be forced to reinstate a military draft to provide enough troops for our War President's military adventures.
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
The Spoof
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
The Spoof
Added: 26 December 2006
Tory Organ Donors Influence Party's Top 12 Greatest Icons
Hellfire Club HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The Conservative Party's Euro-Septic stink tank has finally published the names of the iconic influences which have shaped its modern political strategy in the UK today. And top
Former Dallas Cowboy Receives Kidney From Teammate
Ron Springs, former running back for the NFL Dallas Cowboys, needs a kidney transplant to live. That kidney is being donated by former defensive back and teammate, Everson Walls.
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