Stories Archive by Month - January
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Saddam Hussein Pays President Bush A Late Night Visit
Secret Service agents were awakened by cries of 'YAAAA!' after President Bush reported a visitation by deceased Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. Bush, visiting his Crawford ranch has, officials say, stopped hiding in the pantry but
Happy New Year! : 3000 Dead: George W. Bush Sees "No End In 2007"
(Ucs News Crawford Texas) President George W. Bush took time off from his Holiday vacation to spin the death of Lance Cpl. Stephen L. Morris. The President told the gathered media
Blair Family Holiday Video Nasties On Sale On E-bay
Tampax, Florida - (Ass Mess): Poor old cash-strapped Cherie is having to flog off the Blair family holiday video nasties on an internet auction site in a bid to stump up the cash to pay
Taco Bell To Adopt Mourning Uniforms For Counter Help
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky. Yum! Brands, franchisor of the Taco Bell brand restaurant, will introduce a new line of somber-themed 'mourning' uniforms for counter help at its Mexican fast food outlets in anticipation of E coli-related deaths.
New No Calorie Diet Promises Extreme Weight Loss
First there was No-Carb then Some-Carb then Low-Fat then No-Fat until finally along came the All-The-Cabbage-You-Can-Eat-Without-Barfing diet. Now, thanks to the miracle of the late night Infomercial you too for only 4 easy payments of
White House Propaganda (press) Rules
Washington, DC, 12/30/06: Ridiculous News Service has just received a leaked document setting out the Bush White House's newly formalized 'News Management' policies for Bush II administration officials. It is being published here for th...
Youtube Bought By Jack In The Box
YouTube, Google's new premier online grassroots video service yesterday became 'Jack's' property after the Jack in the Box Corporation paid quite-a-chunk-of-change to Google for the YouTube website. Jack himself (Jack Corne...
Bush: "Grand Canyon Formed By Noah's Ark"
In another environmental set back President George W. Bush has ordered Grand Canyon National Park to stop estimating the age of the slopes because right wing evangelicals are offended easily by the knowledge others gain
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