Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Chelsea Team Rocked By Mystery Illness
Chelsea Football Club are currently investigating a breakout of a mystery illness which is being described by officials as 'highly Contagious'.
The Golden Gods: Matthew Mcconaughey
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High Fashion Fiasco In France
There has been uproar today in Paris at an haute couture fashion show when the catwalk models refused to wear some of the latest creations of top designer Jean Paul McCartney.
There's A Guy Works Down Mcdonalds I Swear He's Saddam
Conspiracy theories are appearing already concerning the fate of Saddam Hussein.
Saddam Hussein Cancels New Years Eve Party
Saddened guess of what was penned 'Iraqing the Night Away' are now quickly making last minute plans after hearing the news of Saddam Hussein's death.
Rabies Reported At Predator Chapel Ranch
Crawford, Texas - (Ass Mess): Worried Department of Homeland Insecurity officials are probing reports that the Staten Island, NY rabies outbreak originated at Predator Chapel Ranch, the Bush family residence in Crawford after a number
Carol's Number Could Be Up
Brainy bird, Carol Vorderman, is today rumoured to be taking her maths A Level in an attempt to scotch the story, going round like wild-fire on the internet, saying that she uses times tables off-camera
Leo horoscope
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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