Stories Archive by Month - January
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New Year To Be Delayed By 24 Hours
Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The impending arrival of the new year has been put off for an additional 24 hours this year.
Nursing Homes Offer Time-share Option
In an ever growing market with increased competition, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services and The Commission for Social Care Inspection noted a trend today that nursing homes throughout the world will offer a
Polar Bears Blamed For Global Warming
The intense debate over Mother Earth's atmosphere and the effects from global warming is rattled off of it's scientifically firm foundation with this most recent study by Lukoil.
Drought Spawns Strange Industries In The South; "Elmer" Was Name of Horse Used To Make First Batch of Glue
The proverb by the ancient Greek philosopher Plato, 'necessity is the mother of invention,' has taken on another life in the South recently where two industries seem to be gearing up as a result of
Bush Appoints Hatian Witch Doctor As Chief Economic Advisor
The US Dollar began tracking just below the Ugandan Shilling, for the first time, last week, and George Bush began seeking some emergency economic advice. Just what are you supposed to do, after you have
Ashley Tisdale Vs. Britney Spears
Reports are coming in that music companies plan to replace Britney Spears with Ashley Tisdale because of Ashley\'s cleaner image.
Andy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt
Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan
Kucinich Vows To Stop Bullying
Dennis Kucinich, with a surprising move today, threatened to pull out of the Democratic presidential campaign if his critics didn't stop making fun of him.
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