Stories Archive by Month - January
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Amy Winehouse Cancels Concert Because Her Brand New Double D's Have Too Much Milk
MANCHESTER - Amy Winehouse was due to perform a concert in Manchester's Magnificent Manc Stadium on New Year's Eve, but she has had to cancel due to an overabundance of milk in her brand new
'Blue Moon' On New Year's Eve Heralds Mayan Apocalypse of Planetary Doom
On the last day of 2009, an auspicious day by any reckoning, a 'blue moon' will appear in the skies surrounding the entire planet of Earth.
'Numerologists have been warning about this planetary convergence for centuries',
Britney Spears Upset Her Crotch Pictures Not News Story of Decade
Pop tart and singer Britney Spears admitted that she is upset that pictures of her naked crotch (taken when she exited a taxi in a short skit and without panties) were not selected as the
John + Kate + 8 + Psychotic Bimbo - John - $230k €“ Show + Burglary = Who Gives A Flying Fuck?
If you had any doubt that America is on the bullet-train to Shitville, just take a gander at this whole John & Kate calamity. Honestly, why are we still talking about this? Why were
Britney Spears Says "The Circus Is Over" Dyes Her Blonde Hair Black
HOLLYWOOD - The pop music icon Britney Spears has stated that now that her "Circus Tour" is over she has decided to leave her blonde locks and her somewhat checkered past behind her.
Spears told her
X-factor Flash - Joe Mcelderry Asks Cheryl Cole To Divorce Ashley And Marry Him
PIMLICO, England - X-Factor winner Joe McElderry was in The Bitter Lime Tree Recording Studio working on his upcoming album when he was asked several personal questions.
The first question was what is the first thing
Taylor Swift And Taylor Lautner Announce Break Up
Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have announced that they have ended their relationship and are no longer a couple. The two recently won several polls on which new celebrity couple would be together the longest,
Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron To Spend New Year's Eve Quietly At Home
Sexy teen heart throb High School Musical couple Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron will, we have been informed, be spending the New Year quietly at home.
With about 500 other people.
"They're keepin' it intimate ya know?"
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