Stories Archive by Month - January
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Bristol Palin Buys A House In Arizona To Be Closer To Senator John Mccain
MARICOPA, Arizona - Bristol Palin, who finished in third place in this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has just purchased a home in Maricopa, Arizona in order to be closer to Senator John
Pete's New Year's Tips
by Pete Puma
Coupla last minute New Year's Eve partyin' tips for you douches out there...
1. No Cosmopolitans - The only time a straight dude should be allowed to
Bill And Dead's Excellent Adventure, Or That Zombie Is Sooo Cute
Collapsing Shack, AZ—The following is an actual account of something that happened in my personal life. Let me tell you what happened to my friend Billy. Well, parts of it…
Christmas Day To Be On A Sunday In 2011
There were joyous celebrations amongst Christmas-lovers today as the realisation began to sink in that Christmas Day 2011 will fall on a Sunday.
The anniversary of the birth of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour, which
Daily Links - 12/27/10
Hitchhiker's Guide Illustrations -
Some cool illustration from scenes in the book.
Tough Bank Jobs -
Impenetrable bank vaults.
The Guild Before Christmas -
The Guild does their
New Improved Chocolate
After important discoveries concerning the genetic code of the Cacao tree, unravelling its DNA, a new healthier and tastier version of the chocolate bar is on the way.
Trials conducted by Mexican authority Dr Pedro Pollymacho,
Pot Tops Booze As Most Popular Adult X-mas Gift This Year
Forget slippers and socks, power tools for the guys and tennis bracelets and earrings for the gals, this year for the first time, marijuana (pot) is the most sought after gift, both for giving and
Norad Santa Tracker Fools No One Over 2 Years Old
NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has decided to justify its multi-billion dollar annual budget by providing the "NORAD Tracks Santa", which purports to follow Santa Claus as he leaves the North Pole and
Aquarius horoscope
If you're ignorant are you blessed? Only with ignorance, my stupid friend. Money is literally no object for you this......
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