Stories Archive by Month - January
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Slum Occupants In India Plan 2011 Strike!
Bagnalore Herald, Bangalore, India - Slum occupants in India have had enough and have vowed to strike from the 01.01.2011.
This strike will cause mayhem in India if it continues too long and the "slum unions"
The Majority Strikes Back
Senate majority leader, democrat Bea Quiet today introduced a bill stating that all republican names are in-spellable and should be left off all ballots in the future.
The Bill also states that it will be
Jesse Jackson €œforgot About" Illegitimate Daughter On Christmas
CHICAGO – In what is becoming an annual event, Tyra Banks hosted The Tyra Banks Day After Christmas Special on E! television, the day after Christmas. Her all-star guest list included a phone sex professional
Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes
A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and
Playboy's Hefner Engaged To Playmate-again
For the 20th time in his life, Playboy chick magnet Hugh Hefner has popped the "Will you be my wife" question to a stunning young Playmate with a huge rack.
"This time I might even
Sarah "Lumberjack" Palin Singled-handedly Cuts Down A 170 Foot Tree On "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska"
KODIAK ISLAND, Alaska - Sarah Palin and her husband Todd and their 16-year-old daughter Willow headed out to Afognak Island located on Kodiak Island in the seventh installment of the hit cable show Sarah Palin's
Queen's Sporting Advice
Her Majesty, Elizabeth, The Queen has delivered her annual Christmas message. In it she placed considerable emphasis on the role sport plays in our national psyche.
She noted that when Man U play Manchester City rival
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