Stories Archive by Month - January
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Uganda Creates Extra-strength Aids
A new, mystery illness that has been reported in the Northern Ugandan "cities" of Kitgum, Abim and Agago has killed at least 38 people, and scientists still don't know what it is.
"Preliminary tests had ruled
Playboy Boss Plans To Marry 24 Year-old Not So Stupid, Blond Bunny Bimbo!
84 year-old Hugh Hefner may be called many things, but his latest bombshell should cause a few "bunny-fights" in the Playboy mansion; he has announced his marriage to 24 year-old blond, bombshell, Bimbo, Crystal Harris
Santa Claus To Hire Unemployed Easter Bunnies
The North Pole - Santa, in an effort to curb the growth in the unemployment rolls, has hired several unemployed Easter bunnies laid off during recent cutbacks.
"They were easy to train because they
Pentagon Decrees That All Combat Warriors Must Squat To Pee
Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates, in response to the question about whether straights would be ordered to use the same toilet facilities as gays and lesbians, under the threat of court martial, responded by saying
Woman At Heart of French Soccer Scandal To Launch Lingerie Brand
The underage call girl at the center of a scandal involving French soccer players earlier in the year planning to pursue new entrepreneurial aspirations by releasing her own line of lingerie.
Rowling To Stand For Parliament
J.K.Rowling's global PR agency "Hoodwink & Dupe Inc", has just released news that she is to stand for parliament under a Labour ticket. Her close friend ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown after whom her son "David
Twitter Birds Hounded By Bad Weather And Holiday Traditions
It wasn't a fox that hindered their progress. Nor did they stop for a long holiday lunch. No siree, it was the WEATHER that made things difficult for the twitter birds this past weekend.
Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Friend Chelsea Handler That She Has Become The Effen Blonde Version of Kathy Griffin
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who has had more boyfriends than Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Clay Aiken, and Boy George all put together has lashed out at her (former) best friend Chelsea Handler.
Aniston has flat
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