A sneak peak at the Spoof's almanac for 2011 predicts the effects of waning readership tastes regarding female genitalia, but rising interest in male enhancement techniques
as the world's population of heterosexuals continues to
The NFL is sending a press release out to all Detroit media outlets, trying to clear up a misunderstanding Sunday between Lions' center Dominic Raiola as he spoke to fans before entering the tunnel after
Whatever magic dust Michael Vick was using to play at the level that made him a serious league MVP has worn off, so says Philadelphia Eagles elephantine head coach Andy Reid.
"And he better fking find
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will return for a new series of Top Gear in the New Year, but the popular motoring magazine show will be the subject of severe budget cuts.
"We will
Famed singer and lothario Tony Hadley has announced the he will be touring the tiny, yet important nation of Mid Korea throughout 2011 as part of his attempt to support the UN "International Acknowlegdement Programme".
The
Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising.
"The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left feeling decidedly sorry for himself this morning after contracting what is thought to be the potentially deadly Umbongo virus.
Facing up to the virus with typical male grit, courage and
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) -- The U.S. Department of Justice today announced major prosecutorial action against the entire banking industry that could send everyone who ever worked in the residential mortgage business to prison.