Stories Archive by Month - January

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Mcdonald's To Open In Baghdad By Summer 2006

(Baghdad--Iraq) Iraq has come of consumer culture age in 2006. Forget the elections. Forget the newly planted seeds of a semi-totalitarian theocracy. At a ground breaking ceremony Wednesday, Secretaries of Defense

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 02 January 2006
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Best of Bongo News 2005

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Bongo News Woman of The Year Is Tyra Banks

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White House Releases Bush New Year?s Resolutions

(2005-12-31) ? In response to repeated requests from White House correspondents, the Bush administration today released a list of the president?s 2006 New Year?s resolutions. Like most Americans? resolutions, Mr. Bush?s involve weight loss, health, money,

 Scrapple Face
Added: 01 January 2006
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Ny Mayor Calls Policeman's Strike Illegal

It's Field Day For Felons as the city of 8 million finds itself protected by 1 lone security guard named Zeke who says 'he ain't strike'n'. Zeke Tatum, 'the lobby guy' at the Stop n

 The Spoof
Added: 01 January 2006
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Greeting Card Poetry Future In Peril

KANSAS CITY − Executives of Hallmark, American Greetings, and other greeting card publishers all had a common theme at this year's annual convention: the mass retirement of seventy percent of their poets within the next

 The Spoof
Added: 01 January 2006
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Recipes of The World: Zimbabwe - Leg of Lion

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 Bongo News
Added: 01 January 2006
Bill Gates Building Secret Underground Lair

Bill Gates Building Secret Underground Lair

The world’s richest nerd and champion of bad hair cuts, Microsoft CEO Bill Gates, is believed to have begun building a giant secret lair within the remains of an extinct volcano east of Seattle.

 Brainsnap
Added: 01 January 2006


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