Stories Archive by Month - January
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Millions of Computers Ruined By Microsoft Wmf Patch
REDMOND, Washington - Computer owners hungrily downloaded the latest patch to the Windows operating system made available Thursday on Microsofts web site. Before many of them could be warned, the patch succeeded in erasing the
Archbishop Speaks Out In Christmas Message
Archbishop Rowan Williams, leader of the Church of England, has spoken up against harming terrorists this week in his 2005 Christmas message. Dr Williams, speaking from a tea hut behind Canterbury Cathedral, said, 'They do
Microsoft Issues Warning About Software Actually Working
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Government Plan To Enourage Healthy Eating 'Ludicrous'
The Health Secretary yesterday unveiled a £5 million plan to encourage healthy eating. Under the controversial plan, a range of gambling devices will be installed in chip shops, schools and arcades acrosss the country. These
Iraq Outlaws Suicide Bombing
Iraqi's Parliament today made it illegal to 'blow yourself up' with the intent of 'blowing everyone around you' up. 'We hope this new law will stop folks from blowing EVERYBODY up.' Some analysts express doubts
Liberals Defend Al Qaeda's Right To Privacy
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Kenneth Cole 'We All Have Gonorrhea'
With the unprecedented success of Kenneth Cole's "We all have AIDS" campaign, marketers have recently decided to expand the program. At a press conference, Kenneth Cole explained the new strategy.
Kevin Federline Releases His First Single
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