Stories Archive by Month - January
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New Court Date For Paris
Los Angeles, CA (O! Online) - Paris Hilton has apparently taken off the gloves in her legal disputes with diamond heiress Zeta Graph. Today in Los Angeles, her defense team
Scientists, Theologians Agree: Life Is Like A Box of Chocolates
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Microsoft Extends Apple Sales Promotion To Jan. 10
(2006-01-05) ? Microsoft Corp. today announced that it would extend, until January 10, its program to promote the sales of rival Apple computers, as well as its drive to double the daily downloads of Linux
Stewart To Host Oscars, Rumsfeld To Give Gop Response
(2006-01-05) ? Just hours after the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences named Comedy Channel news anchor Jon Stewart to host this year?s Academy Awards show, the White House announced that Defense Secretary Donald
Better With Bush Say Iraqis
It's official! New survey reveals Iraqis believe life is better under Bush
Pat Robertson Struck Dumb By God
Norfolk, VA - Christian broadcaster and career patriot Pat Robertson today downplayed rumors that he was in line to be the next prophet.
Tom Cruise Fights With Katie Holmes' Parents
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Howard Stern Booted Off Sirius Satellite
'Mom and I had NO idea that Howard Stern had such a POTTY mouth' said Sirius Radio's CEO adding, 'How come nobody told me BEFORE I signed that half billion dollar contract folks?' Not only
Leo horoscope
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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