Stories Archive by Month - January

Dyson, the vacuum cleaner manufacturers, have surprised the market by introducing a clip on attachment for sexually deprived men. The accessory fits on to the hose part of the up-right and is said to provide

It has been revealed by a BBC insider that a series of TV programmes planned for the 2007 roster have been scrapped due to the content being described as 'unsuitable for British consumption & verging

London - (ReUterus): Davic Icke the global mind control expert who first identified the Bush family, the Queen Mother, Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie as spineless reptilian overlords from a Babylonian Brotherhood of psuedo-humanoid sub-species...

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger is to take the lead role of Satan in a new lavish opera by Vatican composer Monsignor Marco Frisina based on Dante's Divine Comedy provisionally entitled 'Hell

In his speech to an audience at the Bakewell Tart Inn off the M6 yesterday, Chancellor Gordon Brown outlined new tax measures designed to protect Civil Service pensions and benefits.

Editorial by Buckley F. Williams Many of you out there have started the New Year with a litany of resolutions. Some will resolve to eat right and hit the gym in an effort to lose

(2007-01-04) -- United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, distressed at the recent execution of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, today announced a new U.N. program which would eliminate any future hangings of former Iraqi government officials

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