Stories Archive by Month - January
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Lost Fans Await More Confusion
Fans anxiously awaiting the return of Lost next month can expect a lot more revelations and plot twists. Highly placed spies with camera phones reveal that everything you thought you knew about the plot is
Pelosi Takes Charge, Calls For Abortion Ban
(2007-01-04) -- Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, became the first female Speaker of the House today, and immediately called for a ban on abortion to promote social justice because almost 60 percent of aborted children are
Qatari Freeper Vandals Blamed For Online Encyclopaedia Sabotage
Doha, Qatar - (Rioters): They're the cyberspace equivalent of graffiti vandals and they originate in the tiny gas-rich Gulf emirate of Qatar. And now online encyclopaedia Wikipedia has banned them from ever darkening its portals
Elliot Spitzer To Establish A Presidential Exploratory Committee
Governor elect of New York State, Elliot Spitzer, has announced that he has established a Presidential Exploratory Committee. The committee which is quickly forming will attempt to locate the President of
Die Hard Franchise To Be Brought Out of Moth Balls
Bruce Willis is reported to have signed a deal to star in a new Die Hard movie.
Home Depot Pays Ceo $210 Million To Nap, Watch Tv
Home Depot's board has decided to pay chairman and CEO Robert L. Nardelli $210 million to stay at home and relax. The board determined that Mr. Nardelli could best serve the interests of shareholders by
Bush's New Year's Resolutions: No More Thumpin's
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