Stories Archive by Month - January
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Ny Times, Cia Launch Joint Overt Operations Unit
(2008-01-06) -- After years of working together informally, The New York Times and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) today publicly announced the launch of a joint effort dubbed 'Overt Operations, Pakistan Sector'.
The revelation comes on
Uk's 1,000 Ex-kgb Spooks To Spend Russian Orthodox Xmas In Slammer Say Cops
London - (Bad Add Mess): Up to 1,000 of the UK's ex-KGB spooks 'who simply melted into the UK's New Labour Party' will spend their Russian Orthodox Xmas in the slammer according to the Met's
Fox News Withdraws Ron Paul From 2008 Presidential Race
Unconfirmed sources report that the Fox News Network has officially withdrawn Texas Congressman and web favorite Ron Paul from the 2008 Presidential race. The news of Ron Paul's withdrawal came during
New Northern Rock Revelations
New revelations have emerged about failed bank, Northern Rock's, risky business activities that led to its being taken over by the Bank of England in 2007.
Infection Saves Millions!
The cash-stricken UK NHS is set to save millions of pounds by closing at least one ward in every hospital per week. In effect this will lay-off, albeit temporarily, nurses, doctors and cleaners.
Council For The Preservation of Lurid England Order To Save Winehouse Beehive Erection
East London - (Reuterus): Officials from the entertainment branch of the Council for the Preservation of Lurid England have met with Amy Winehouse in a bid to save her \'from doing a Britney\' and shaving
California Storm Is Britney Spears Fault
Sacramento, California (IPP) - The monster storm that cut off power to millions of residents of California is a warning from heaven to Britney Spears.
Virgnity Restored After Bizzare Golf Balls Up
In ground-breaking surgery, a young lady golfer had her virginity restored after a bizarre accident on world famous golf course of St Andrews in Scotland.
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