Stories Archive by Month - January
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Hillary: Too Early To Talk About Withdrawal
(2008-01-02) -- Former presumptive Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton today reaffirmed her commitment to her White House bid in the face of polls showing she could finish as low as second or third in Thursday's
Banjo Sales Remain Constant
The world trade in Banjos has not improved for the seventieth year in a row.
Space Shuttle Repaired At Local Gas Station
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IPP) - Scientists at Cape Canaveral became frustrated with the problems they were having with the Space Shuttle's fuel guage. Rocket scientists with advanced engineering degrees were in tears over their inability
Tnoyf Deciphers Pakistani Cleric?s Interview With The Sun
Ed: The following article appeared in Britain’s The Sun today. Sun writer Oliver Harvey interviewed Pakistani cleric Imam Qari Hifzur Rehamn on the latter’s views of the world. Due to the language gap between
Zanessa Still Together
It has recently been confirmed by Family & Friends that 'Zanessa' are still together after many split rumors.
Thomas' Smile Nets Him New 7 Year Extension
The New Year hasn't arrived yet, and New York Knicks owner James Dolan nearly dropped the ball already. Isiah Thomas who has led the Knicks to the lottery on a yearly basis was willing to
Microsoft Declares Victory In Browser War, Discontinues Internet Explorer
Redmond, WA − Following the announcement last week that AOL discontinued the Netscape Navigator browser, Microsoft announced that it was "declaring victory" and "ending support for Internet Explorer."
Boys Will Now Be Allowed To Play Violent Games
For the past twenty years the 'nanny state', in the UK have undermined the traditional role of children - particularly the games boys are allowed to play. It got so bad that the games of
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