Stories Archive by Month - January
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Billie Piper Is Reclassified A "Cockney Nerd"
Scientists at the BBC's Department of Anthropology have revealed that actress and one-time singer Billie Piper is a 'Cockney nerd'.
Condoms 'Too Big' For Indian Men
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
Winehouse Husband \'Does A Britney\' Shaving Off Hair After Failed Dope Test Fears
HMP Belmarsh, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse\'s husband Flake Bleeder-Weevil has stunned fellow inmates by secretly shaving off all his bodily hair following reports he\'d failed a urine test for crack cocaine
North Pole Runs Out of Time
Polar Cap Center, North Pole (IPP) - The North Polar cap ran out of time earlier today. This part of the Earth has ceased to rotate despite the fact that the rest of the planet
New York Times Memo Announcing Hiring of Bill Kristol
Ed: TNOYF has obtained an advance copy of a memo that will be circulated January 2 at the offices of The New York Times announcing the hiring of conservative Bill Kristol as an opinion
Al Qaeda Cancels New Years Party
Terror organisation Al Qaeda have been forced to cancel its annual New Years Eve bash following the realisation that second in charge Ayman al-Zawahari had forgotten to send out the invitations.
David Letterman's Worldwide Pants To Air In 2008
While, the Writers Strike is in its eighth week, David Letterman's Production Company Worldwide Pants has struck a separate deal with its writers. This will allow both the David Letterman and Craig Ferguson shows to
Ron Paul To Join Cast of High School Musical 3
In a blatant effort to curry favour with 'teen' voters, Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul is set to guest star in the next High School Musical movie.
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