Stories Archive by Month - January

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Kirsten Stewart Claims Rob Pattinson's Underwear Exploded Once

Kirsten Stewart Claims Rob Pattinson's Underwear Exploded Once

During the production of the vampire thriller 'Twilight' Kristen Stewart claims Rob Pattinson's underwear exploded while he was sitting down and eating his fourth bowl of home-made Texas chili. "I remember 'cause people scattered everywhere and

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Cheryl Cole: "I Didn't Know Penis Was On The Dinner Menu!"

Frequent actress, TV panelist, and vocalist, Cheryl Cole, made a report to the Metropolitan Police this evening after she was stunned at a late night dinner gathering in London. According to police reports, Ms. Cole was

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Added: 07 January 2010
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Letters To The Editor: Sue Lowden Endorsed By Governor Jim Gibbons

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

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Added: 07 January 2010
Johnson Family's Tough Love 'Reduced Casey To Brooke Astor Squalor'

Johnson Family's Tough Love 'Reduced Casey To Brooke Astor Squalor'

Los Angeles - (Chaos Theory): A celebwatch website has accused Casey Johnson's billionaire family of practising a tough love dogma that lead to her death by squalor. LA FagHaghSlagMag's lead column said today that just like

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Added: 07 January 2010
The Great Crank Hunter

The Great Crank Hunter

As for those Gitmo specials, some say we should bring them here and try them in civilian courts. Riiiiiighttt… Eric Holder's announcement the 911 masterminds were coming to NY ranks up there as one

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Added: 07 January 2010
Naked Man Found Hiding In Miley Cyrus' Dressing Room!

Naked Man Found Hiding In Miley Cyrus' Dressing Room!

Savannah, GA - On the set of the new Miley Cyrus movie being filmed in downtown Savannah, Georgia, there was a commotion as stage hands and movie set staff chased off a naked man who

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Added: 07 January 2010
Ava-monroe Johnson's Kazakh Relatives In Dannielynn Birkhead-esque Legacy Fight

Ava-monroe Johnson's Kazakh Relatives In Dannielynn Birkhead-esque Legacy Fight

Los Angeles - (Reuterus): Fears of a Borat-style Kazakh custody and inheritance farce loom over the bereaved Johnson family. So far there's little actual likelihood of a Virgie Arthur/Judge Larry Seidlin/Howard K Stern/Larry Birkhead public punchu...

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Added: 06 January 2010
Angelina Loses It After Drunken Naked Brad Pitt Shows Up At Door

Angelina Loses It After Drunken Naked Brad Pitt Shows Up At Door

According to neighbors, there was a big fight a couple of weeks ago in which they could not help overhearing from standing in their yards in the wind and snow. "It's not everyday that



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