Stories Archive by Month - January

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London 2012 Olympics Sponsoring Update

Details of some aspects of the sponsorship opportunities at the London 2012 Olympics main stadium were leaked yesterday. According to reports, all the 90,000 seats are now linked into an electrical grid and can be activated

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Karl Rove, Here's Another Order For You

LAS VEGAS - This isn't satire. Make sure Sue Lowden's campaign debt is taken care of. And this guy means it. What I'm trying to point out here is that Sue is the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 07 January 2011
German Eggheads Lose Sense of Humour Due To Dioxin Poisoning

German Eggheads Lose Sense of Humour Due To Dioxin Poisoning

The recent egg poisoning case in Lower Saxony Germany has had far reaching consequences for the local German population including staff at the prestigious Max Headroom Institute for Parking Structures in Wiesleissen. The contamination of German

Huckleberry Finn Should Be Able To Use The Word N+gg+r Claim US Negroes!

Huckleberry Finn Should Be Able To Use The Word N+gg+r Claim US Negroes!

The not using of the word n+gg+r in a new version of Mark Twain's famous book, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, is causing quite a stir in the US. The race relations board in the US

 The Spoof
Added: 07 January 2011
Wildlife Suicide Pandemic Is Nature's Protest At Royal Wedding

Wildlife Suicide Pandemic Is Nature's Protest At Royal Wedding

London - (Fawning Fauna Furor): Illuminati mind control experiment technology may be to blame for the tide of animal kingdom protest suicides. This week's global pandemic of bird, fish and crab fatalities is being linked to

 The Spoof
Added: 07 January 2011
Apple To Release New Iris Scanning App For Iphone4

Apple To Release New Iris Scanning App For Iphone4

In Brussels today Apple Inc (APPL:NYSE) announced the release of the new retinal and iris scanning application for the iPhone4. "Users had always wondered why the iPhone 4 came with 2 camera's and now we

Tweety Bird Sues Twitter For $500m

Tweety Bird Sues Twitter For $500m

Tweety Bird sues Twitter for $500M

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Karl Rove, This Guy Feels An Inner Peace Re: Sue Lowden

LAS VEGAS - This isn't satire, Karl. Please make sure Sue Lowden gets this. I feel an inner peace like I've never felt before now that Senator Reid has won, Angle has lost,

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 07 January 2011


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