Stories Archive by Month - January
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Betty White Resolves To Die In 2011
While most people resolve to change their lives in a meaningful way in the upcoming year, Emmy-winner Betty White hopes that 2011 ends with her in a lavish brass casket. Unexplained Reference Key
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Ivory Coast's Gbagbo Admits To €˜picking And Choosing' When It Comes To Democracy
Incumbent President explains sudden dislike for electoral system
Sir Alex Ferguson Offers Liverpool A Lifeline, He Wants Them As United's Second Team!
Sir Alex Ferguson, always a man with a giant heart, has offered Liverpool F.C. a lifeline, he wants them to become United's second team.
Roy Hodgson, good mate of Fergie, also thinks it's a great idea
The Eat Less Diet Examined - Can It Possibly Work?
The slimming world is today reeling from the shock announcement that eating less could help prevent overweightedness. This couldn't have come at a worse time as slimming clubs and celebrities prepare to cash in on
18 People Injured After North Korean Snowball Attack
North Korea escalated tensions on the peninsula to a dangerous level tuesday, hitting Yeonpyeong Island yet again, this time with a brutal barrage of hard-packed snowballs.
Footage from the area showed people in the streets, battered
Emotionally Sensitive Satnav - Reacts To Drivers Moods
Camridge UK: Scientists at Cambridge University have developed a satnav that responds to drivers moods. Fed up with the monotone satnav voice that just incites one to rage if you miss a vital turning? Then
William Hague Poem Found In Church!
Inchcock Chambers, the retarded and horrifically inept Spoof reporter, has many part time jobs due to the lack of pay he does not receive, including one as the vergers second assistant/cleaning trainee at St John's
"Anna Chapman's Siberia" New 8 Part Series To Be Picked Up By Cnbc To Counter Palin's TV Success!
Reacting to it's diminished message of 'social change & redistribution of wealth', struggling TV network CNBC has picked up a new 8 part series staring the red headed defrocked Russian spy, Anna Chapman!
Titled "Anna
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