Stories Archive by Month - January

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Daylight Savings Adjustment To Doomsday Clock Brightens World Outlook

Daylight Savings Adjustment To Doomsday Clock Brightens World Outlook

The Doomsday Clock, the symbolic timepiece maintained by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists to indicate the planet's relative proximity to global catastrophe, received an unexpected adjustment yesterday when the scientists realized they had failed to

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 15 January 2007
Hilary Clinton Converts, Weighs Party Realignment

Hilary Clinton Converts, Weighs Party Realignment

In a stunning and wholly unforeseen development this afternoon, New York Senator Hilary Clinton announced her conversion to Christianity. While the intimate details of the provocation of her decision remain largely unreleased, such developments are

 The Spoof
Added: 15 January 2007
Apple Computer Unveils 'I-Go' Car

Apple Computer Unveils 'I-Go' Car

Cupertino, CA, 1/14/07: APPLE Computer (APPL) unveiled its new personal digital automobile at their headquarters in Cupertino today. Steve Jobs personally pulled the drapes back to reveal the trendsetting and startlingly unusual vehicle, visible o...

Paul Burrell Appointed Butler At Number 10

Paul Burrell Appointed Butler At Number 10

London - (Rioters): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has appointed Paul Burrell, self-publicising former butler to the late Princess Diana, to the top household post in Downing Street after Cherie threatened to go on sex

 The Spoof
Added: 15 January 2007
Blizzard Selling Lifepacks For Scheduled Downtime of World of Warcraft

Blizzard Selling Lifepacks For Scheduled Downtime of World of Warcraft

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 BBSpot
Added: 15 January 2007
Bush Sends Jack Bauer To Iran Talks

Bush Sends Jack Bauer To Iran Talks

(2007-01-15) -- President George Bush, under pressure from the Iraq Study Group to open negotiations with Iran, today named a lead negotiator whom he said is already on the way to meet with Iranian President

 Scrapple Face
Added: 15 January 2007
Chicken Fat Wars

Chicken Fat Wars

Chicken fat is now all the rage as a replacement source of oil that can be transformed into fuel. Entrepreneurs are gambling on establishing fuel plants in close proximity to chicken processing plants to take

 The Spoof
Added: 15 January 2007
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Pc Weenies: Blogging Fiend

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 BBSpot
Added: 15 January 2007


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