The Doomsday Clock, the symbolic timepiece maintained by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists to indicate the planet's relative proximity to global catastrophe, received an unexpected adjustment yesterday when the scientists realized they had failed to
In a stunning and wholly unforeseen development this afternoon, New York Senator Hilary Clinton announced her conversion to Christianity. While the intimate details of the provocation of her decision remain largely unreleased, such developments are
Cupertino, CA, 1/14/07: APPLE Computer (APPL) unveiled its new personal digital automobile at their headquarters in Cupertino today. Steve Jobs personally pulled the drapes back to reveal the trendsetting and startlingly unusual vehicle, visible o...
London - (Rioters): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has appointed Paul Burrell, self-publicising former butler to the late Princess Diana, to the top household post in Downing Street after Cherie threatened to go on sex
(2007-01-15) -- President George Bush, under pressure from the Iraq Study Group to open negotiations with Iran, today named a lead negotiator whom he said is already on the way to meet with Iranian President
Chicken fat is now all the rage as a replacement source of oil that can be transformed into fuel. Entrepreneurs are gambling on establishing fuel plants in close proximity to chicken processing plants to take