Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Global Warming A Good Thing Or Bad Thing?
Anybody who thinks that 'Global Warming' doesn't exist and that it doesn't cause major problems should think again.
Excrement And Ecstasy
Top Psychologist's Attempts to Cure Britain's Millions of Toilet Phobics Opposed by Religious Sect Claiming that Crapping in the Street is Form of Worship!
'Mark Foley Was Sucked Into Depravity' - Dennis Hastert
Washington, DC, 1/15/07 (Decadent News Grief): Current US House Minority Leader Rep. Dennis Hastert (R-OH) petitioned the house ethics committee today to absolve Former Florida Republican Congressman Mark Foley from any possibility of blame in
Mexican Tortilla Eaters, US Pig Farmers And Alcoholics Unite
With the rising popularity of ethanol made from fermented corn mash, the price of Mexican tortillas, animal feed, US pig farmers rely on to fatten their livestock and alot of drunks whose primary source of
Condoleezza Rice Threatens Iran And Syria With Mini-nukes
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has carried the message articulated by the President directly to the middle east this week. She made her point by repeating the Presidents threats to "...interrupt
Channel 5 Makes A Move For Saturday Prime Time
In what's seen as an ambitious move today, it has been announced that following the success of the BBC's hit show 'How do you solve a problem like Maria', a new show on Channel 5
Bush Announces Aggressive Iraqi Public Education Initiative
Washington, DC (APE) - Expanding on an appearance last night on CBS's 60 minutes, President Bush today announced that the administration would begin an aggressive campaign called "No Iraqi
Nasa: The Planet Is Spinning Backwards
NASA astronomers shocked the scientific community by confirming Pablo Picasso\'s long held theory that this 3rd rock which we call home is indeed spinning to the left instead of spinning to the right as previously
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