Stories Archive by Month - January

Executives and politicians forced to resign their positions typically say they were motivated by the need to 'spend more time with my family'. This sounds better in press releases than 'I'm about to be indicted'

MOSQUITO CREEK, ALABAMA--Designed to appeal to a younger crowd and help build up sagging membership. The Grand Imperial Wizard Dragon of the KKK, Ron Edwards, has decided to switch to a more trendier and fashion

Brainy British boffin, Bill Broadbonce, is claiming that he is going to be the first man to set foot on the moon since the last Apollo mission in 1907.

MELBOURNE - Previously indestructible England cricketer Peter Von Peterson, the last surviving touring England cricketer to survive the deadly Australian virus Louzer-Form (Trescothick strain EBGB) has finally fallen victim to the deadly strain thus...

An industry report today showed that Polls into our daily lives are 'inconclusive' & 'inaccurate'. The news comes as Sony launches it's PS7 Handheld games machine with built in microwave.

Texas Stadium in Dallas Texas, now without a paying tenant after the Cowboys called it quits and sold the 122,700,000 square foot complex to the Walmart corporation expects to open it's doors AS WALMART Super

Zurich, Switzerland - (Rioters): The Swiss government has unveiled plans for their Doomsday Cuckoo Clock which gauges world credibility of its banking secrecy arrangements which have fallen so far behind internationally accepted standards that they

Macworld, San Francisco - (Ass Mess): A revolutionary new Wiccan hex-messaging i-Phone launched at the annual Geekfest in San Francisco this week is a runaway winner according to reports which show it is outstripping conventional