Stories Archive by Month - January
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Hillary Clinton Decries Lack of Blacks In Fairy Tales
(2008-01-12) -- As former President Bill Clinton phoned the Rev. Al Sharpton to explain why he has described Sen. Barack Obama's opposition to the Iraq War as a "fairy tale", his wife's presidential campaign moved
John Cena Taking Drugs
It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John
Crack Cocaine Found On Air Force One. Bush Denies Involvement.
Unconfirmed sources report that Secret Service agents have discovered a vile of crack cocaine aboard Air Force One. The discovery of the drugs was made while the President was visiting the
Durham Man Attacked By Locovore
A Durham man was attacked this evening by a locovore when he got in the locovore's way while it was grazing at a Whole Food's salad bar on Todd Street. Peter Hardwick was serving himself
Blair's New Paymasters 'At The Feeding Trough of Every Global Economy Sleaze Pit'
Off the Wall Street - (Sleaze Mess): 'At last I have found my true spiritual home,' ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair said today referring to his hiring as a $20,000 per-week slush-fund adviser to top
Contaminated Earth From Olympic Site To Be Sent Up North
Ministers have confirmed that the the contaminated earth that has been excavated in the preparations for building the new 2012 Olympic Stadium will be sent up North for dumping.
Blair Brokers Northern Crock Sub-prime Portfolio Sale To His New Bosses At Jp Morgan
London - (Conniving Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair hailed his first official foray into the world of investment banking by brokering the sale of the Northern Crock Bank's sub-prime £2.25 billion mortgage portfolio to
Britney Spears Outsourced To Mexico
Mexico City, Mexico: Mexico has pulled a successful end run around the US entertainment industry in recruiting singer and actress Britney Spears, a Hollywood icon. Mexican Economic Secretary, Dr. Eduardo Sojo disclosed that his agency
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The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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