Stories Archive by Month - January
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Tv Advertising Execs Hail N.h. Results
"The lack of a clear winner in the early primaries is encouraging," declared a spokesman for television broadcasters. "And not just for democracy but for our projected ad revenues as well."
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Northern Crock Fiasco: Bank of England Governor Is Victim of Credit Card Id Fraud
London - (Worse Ass Mess): The Governor of the Bank of England said today that he has become the latest credit card ID fraud victim after somebody cloned his identity, obtained over £60 billion 'and
Government Study Reveals Children With Lower Grades In Exams Do Less Well Academically
A government study involving data from the answer papers of over 200,000 pupils has shown a dramatic correlation between exam results and academic success. It also seems to prove conclusively that only those children who
Bush Vows To Continue War; Makes Deal Backing Hd Dvd Over Blu-ray.
The White House has made it clear today that the war over the next HD format isn't over yet. The President has signed a deal with Toshiba to use HD DVD
Global Warming Blamed For Huckabee Surge
Republican voters have been in distress for the past few months after having learned that they have actually caucused and voted for presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee in recent primaries. After careful study, students at the
Did Cia Agents "Water-Board The Heck" Out of Detainees?
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Despite facing a barrage from the liberal media of late, the Central Intelligence Agency remains adamant that two videotapes destroyed in 2005 did not contain any evidence of agency operatives engaging in
Blair Joins Northern Crock Holdings
Off The Wall Street, NYC - (Bad Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is set to become a banker (sic) following reports he has joined the board of Northern Crock's parent company in New
Hd Dvd Format Exposed As Hoax
It was announced today that the HD DVD format would be abandoned after nearly ten years of development and promotion. 'We regret being so wrong,' admitted Doug Hashcode, HD North American spokesman. 'But it now
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