Stories Archive by Month - January
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Diana's Butler Breaks Wind At Inquest
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Serial fraudster and self-confessed Diana fellater Paul Burrell is testifying at the Princess's inquest for an undisclosed fee according to Royal Courts of Justice sources.
George W Bush Admitted To Hospital After Collapsing On Hearing He Is Not Allowed To Stand Again For US President
In what many observers are calling 'sad' - President George W Bush has been admitted to hospital after throwing what one aide called 'a tizzy fit'.
France Surrenders To Germany For No Apparent Reason!
Berlin,Germany - The European Union was rocked today by the surprising and pointless surrender of France to Germany. No reason was given by the French government for the peculiar move as the French President had
Study Shows Over 68% of Science Stories Have Scientific Errors
Evanston, IL − A recent joint study by the Columbia School of Journalism and the Department of Physics showed that 68% of science stories had scientific mistakes."
Real Id Plan Declared A Hoax
WASHINGTON, DC: Department of Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff says the so-called 'REAL ID' plan causing privacy advocates so much heartburn is actually a 'hoax'. Standing next to President Bush during a press conference on...
"A Film Marred By Bad Cinematography": An Early Cloverfield Review
We were lucky enough to score tickets to the preview of this month's long-awaited winter blockbuster: Cloverfield. Brought to us by J.J. Abrams, the story centers around a giant wingless, de-horned pterodactyl wreaking havoc in
General Motors To Switch To India's Nano Car From Tata Motors; Encourage Hinduism
DETROIT (FMLiveWire) - General Motors has unveiled a radical plan to end all of its current high-priced car models and to switch production entirely to the new Nano car just unveiled by India's Tata Motors
Tribute Act Known As George Bush Schmoozes Bahraini Princeling Over Michael Jackson Lawsuit Fiasco
Manama, Bahrain - (Thriller Mess): The US tribute act known as George W Bush arrived in Manama today ready to thrash out a deal with the kingdom's Prince Abdulla Al-Khalifa who has sued the tribute
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